I thought my husband was fucking me! It was my stepson who threw the stick. Yeah

Okay, I won't tell my dad about the affair. Because my mom does it with me, too

You're not a virgin, bro, and you know how to come inside? How can you prove it?

Honey, what's that weird noise? Is your brother fucking you in there?

You got it all memorized, sister? If you stand like that in front of the professor, you're done